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This tee brings a sly, literary wink to anyone who enjoys clever absurdity and subtle satire. The scene—an eloquent elephant under a watchful canopy of unsettled forest creatures and a primly judgmental jackass—feels like a page from a darkly comic fable. Wear it to reading groups, late-night bar debates, or slow walks through crowded streets; the shirt sparks smirks and conversations without shouting. The soft, sturdy cotton and classic crew neck sit quietly beneath the artwork, letting the story do the talking. It’s for people who like irony with their everyday wear: sharp, slightly mischievous, and thoughtfully made.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with smooth print surface
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and taped shoulders for shape retention
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork including sleeve and inner neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Eloquent Elephant & Conservative Jackass Tee — 'All the Unhappy Forest Creatures' Graphic T-Shirt
$30.98
Sale price
$30.98
Regular price
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with smooth print surface
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and taped shoulders for shape retention
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork including sleeve and inner neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean